Quotabulature...

Jon Spera-    I think Kid Rock is the most talented artist of our generation.

Tony Reaves-    That TRL is some fine programming.

Rebecca Engroff-    Oh, Mark, you're so dreamy!  

Shane Bajracharya-    I like little girls!  Reeeeaaaaly little.

Jon Spera-    Please take me!

David Lovit-    Sometimes I cry when I hear a Smashmouth song on the radio... (weeping) they just speak to me, you know?

Darrell Hoy-    I sure am ugly.

Valerie Johnson-    I have such a big crush on Mark!

Darrell Hoy-    What's that gross smell, oh, it's me, I smell.

Tony Reaves-    Fred Durst is pretty good looking, and sooo talented.

Tony Reaves-    Linkin Park is my favorite breakthrough artist of 2001.

Tony Reaves-    Guns'n'Roses are more underrated that you might think.

Tony Reaves-    I can't decide which I like better, Blink-182 or the Maine Mall.

Tony Reaves-    I would pay like a bazzillion dollars to kiss Brittany Spears!

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